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Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Messages To Some One Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:00 am | |
| PostPosted: Sun 31 Dec 2017 - 12:55 Post subject: Some Assembly Required Hello there lucky winner of the Lute of Ages and Other Thing! This is a tutorial for how to get the most out of our product. You probably won't want to detach and equip the instruments until you have saved this message because it may delete it(?).
Firstly, go to lotro-abc.com and find a song. I'd go with one of the files that end with .zip to begin with. More about that later (in another message).
Once you've downloaded it, unzip the package. It should be a .abc file now, but if it isn't then rename it to "(songname).abc" - it must be an .abc file!
Next, open up your documents and find the LOTRO folder. Inside that should be a folder called "Music" - put your downloaded .abc file into that.
If you have your game started and your instrument equip, just tpye "/music" in the chat - you should be able to play music using 1-9. To play your song, just type "/play (songname)" and you should be playing in no time!
(continued...)
Now, this is slightly more complicated, or at least will sound like it. Pay attention, young grasshopper.
The other links on the site will lead you to a page with the notes for the song. Copy and paste that onto a new textedit/wordpad.
This is the part that tripped me up, but you might not even have to do them Little Miss Windows User. Textedit (not sure about whatever program Windows uses nowdays) automatically has itself set on "rich text mode" - you need to turn that off. Under Format, selcect "make plain text" - but that's not the final step here.
Textedit also automattically makes things into .rtf files by default. Go into Textedit: Preferences and make sure "Add .txt extensions to plain text files" is NOT ticked.
Once that's done you should be able to save your file as "(songname).abc" and put it in Documents > The Lord of The Rings Online > Music and play it ingame as described in the last message.
If there isn't a folder called Music then make one.
I HOPE THIS WAS EASY. CUZ IT WASN'T FOR ME. |
| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Re: Messages To Some One Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:00 am | |
| Dear Friend,
Please forgive me for my sudden departure (is that how you spell that?)! It t'was upon this night of Sunday that my internet exploded into flames like in the days of yorn (is that a word?) with a mighty crack of lightning that you claim never to have seen but once (what a poor and innocent soul)!
There is something of ... coincidence to this story however. I pray that you /will not/ accept that foul fowl's promise of courtesy and take a seat at it's table in Combe's tavern - for both times have I sat in that chair and have exploded! Is it revenge for crimes that I did not commit?! Namely /your/ crimes - murdering Mister Cluckle's niece! He has sent his grandson after us, and now we shall all pay dearly for your actions.
I only hope that it will not be too late to ask for mercy.
- Your honourable(ish) and (mostly) loyal companion
(Mother is watching Pride & Predjudice again. Send help.) |
| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Re: Messages To Some One Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:00 am | |
| Hugged a villain. Been hunted and executed for the involvement of the murder of Mr Cluckles's niece. Gave a mailbox a second chance. Helped burn down The Mad Bager Inn. Multiple times. Slaughtered thousands of innocent woodland creatures, armed only with a single cowbell, my glowing fists of fury, and an obnoxiously loud voice. Delivered a pie. Stealthily executed many corrupt dwarves on a dangerous mission by yelling at them and playing a fanfare. Became a hero. Buried a few bodies. Taught a wizard about lightning. Got ambushed on a Sunday stroll while discussing war tactics and my own allegiance. Earned my pants. Witnessed a friend get mugged by a barley-thieving dwarf. Entered the chicken chasing contest. Got lit on fire by dwarves. Again. Stumbled upon a battle of bands of bards. Congratulated a dead guy on a job well done. Failed a dance-battle against my own kind. Bid farewell to our good friend, the cocoon. Joined a travelling circus. Prepared for Second Breakfast. Picked flowers of ancient evil. Started a solo music career. Went ghost hunting, ignoring the wisdom of a friend. Got lost in the wilderness. Became stranded for a week in Hillbilly Hell. Ate a biscuit. Just one. Reunited a family. And after 700 years, finally learnt how to read signs.
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| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Re: Messages To Some One Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:01 am | |
| Expeditions, bar fights, biker gangs, late nights Space cowboys, saving spices, rock related humour Roberts' diary, oh dan, Fighter Town, Freds Clan Tinfoil hats, old pots, playing public pianos
Kidnappin' Terry, Tim and Perry, eatin' fairies Memoirs, mermaids and mutinous sons of milk maids Baked a cake, prison break, Candy Cane Syndicate Milkshakes, friendly footprints, attics full of fishtanks
We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire! No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
Shady soup, evil twins, chicken coop, fightin' Fin Watermolen, Sunday stollin', tiny doors Doyle's shack, log with wheels, Tim's cult, potato peel Wing Chun, rock puns, demonic dinosaurs Sherlock, electro swing, Fellowship of the Ring Percy Jackson, Petey Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland Snuggle, Sarah Steel, ninety percent evil Mugged by rats, fancy hats, crokagators, sewers!
We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire! No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
Tiki mask, naughty ducks, snowmen, random shmucks A dwarf called Dwirl, cruises through the underworld Tales o' woe, explosions, Tim's cult, demonic cupboards Vampires in the fountains, got lost in the mountains
Tavern Crawler, fly swat, Mr Cluckles' mafia Mailbox villains, Felix, Kane and Harry Pi-day, glowing fists, The Evil Easter Bunny I earned my pants but the Mad Badger is burning
We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
Cap'n Crazy, Shakespeare, DontJoBeard, Victormon Catbeard, Cliffbeard, wizard home invasion Lawrence of Australia, final battle ends in failure Old Missy, Cars 3, war of the monkeys Death stare, ghost towns, Cameron's school of monkey clowns Billy take it away, I'm running out of things to say!
We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire! No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
French movies, barrel races, Master and Commander Omelets, parsley, prawns, and poetry Crazy natives of Avery, living like Larry Manliness complimented, cultures being insulted Twilight, leprechauns, Australian desserts, Aragorn Hairy vines, Valentines, shrines, puns, reading signs Badgers for having swords, do we even get an award? It's been over a year, but t'me you've never been more dear
We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire But when we are gone It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on ~ We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning
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As I was goin' over the vast n' tall Blue Mountains I saw Bounder Farrell and his money he was countin' I first produced my axe and then I produced me hammer I said, "Stand and deliver or this devil he may take ya!"
Mush~a~rigum durram~daa Whack~fol~mae daddy~o! Whack~fol~mae daddy~o! There's whiskey in the jar!
I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny I took all of his money and I made for the Bird and Baby Blagrove at the bar, yea, he gave me beer by the plenty But evil take that hobbit, for ye know he tricked me easy!
Mush~a~rigum durram~daa Whack~fol~mae daddy~o! Whack~fol~mae daddy~o! There's whiskey in the jar!
I went up to my chamber, all for t' take a slumber I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure 't was no wonder That Blagrove, he took me money and filled my flask with water Then sent for Bounder Farrell to be ready for the slaughter
Mush~a~rigum durram~daa Whack~fol~mae daddy~o! Whack~fol~mae daddy~o! There's whiskey in the jar!
'Twas was early in the morning, just before I rose to travel Up comes a band of footmen and likewise Bounder Farrell I first produced me pickaxe for they stole away me hammer But hobbits are not of stone, so a prisoner I was taken
Mush~a~rigum durram~daa Whack~fol~mae daddy~o! Whack~fol~mae daddy~o! There's whiskey in the jar!
Now some dwarves like a digging, hobbits like a fishin' Some men like to hear, to hear the war drums roarin' But me, I like sleeping, 'specially in my tavern chamber But here I am in prison, here I'm with ball and chain, yea
Mush~a~rigum durram~daa Whack~fol~mae daddy~o! Whack~fol~mae daddy~o!
Mush~a~rigum durram~daa Whack~fol~mae daddy~o! Whack~fol~mae daddy~o! There's whiskey in the jar!
/bow
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I'll tell me Ma, when I go home The lads won't leave the pies alone Gathered around outside of Combe Hungry hobbits just won't go home Pies so handsome~! Pies so pretty~! She's the baker of Bree-town city! The dough's a rollin' one, two, three! Smells kind of funny? Oh dear me!
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| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: The Long Road North (Based off of many LOTRO adventures, while blasting Tusk) Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:01 am | |
| Days of walking led the two to the place where one could see where the mountains rose beyond the horizon and reached for the heavens above. The mountains surrounded the travellers like a protective mother sheltering their babe. There was nothing but snow dusted forests for miles and miles, and snow beneath their feet. "Where are you taking us?" Asked the darkhaired child of Man who strode next to her "guide" and friend, the eccentric wild woodelf Myrandar. The Elf, in contrast to her companion, had golden brown hair and dark eyes rather than bright green like her friend. She carried an ancient bow and by her side swung a sabre it's gilded sheath. Standard weapons - ones to be expected. What was not expected was the ornate lute that she currently held and that was ordinarily slung across her back, along with a tambourine and some other bizarre contraption called a hurdy-gurdy, an instrument that sounded like a cross between bagpipes, a violin, an accordion and a bee. As she moved there was a sound of sleighbells, a steady jingle that complimented the tune she both whistled and strummed upon the lute. "It's a stop on the way to the place we're heading." She responded during an interval somewhat unhelpfully. Avalana looked at her patiently, expecting some sort of elaboration but the Elf stayed oblivious. "I hope it hasn't changed!" The musician said, mostly to herself. The child of Man look at her suspiciously. "When was the last time you were there?" She asked, somewhat doubting her friend's ability to recollect things. "Forty years! Or, uh, maybe ... hmm, might've been eighty? Why? I thought you'd appreciate some fun!" The Elf chirped, casting an odd look over to her friend. "Uh ..." It might not seem possible to an eight hundred year old rambler with a great many more ahead of her, but things could change drastically in eighty years. Avalana looked at her friend uncertainly. "Is this going to be like that time you led us into a spider nest?" Avalana asked suspiciously. "Or when we got trapped in that cave with no food? Or when we got ambushed by goblins and were saved by wild hobbits?" "Are you asking whether it will be as thrilling and memorable? If so, then yes!" Said her undying companion, who then continued to whistle cheerfully and waltz on down the long road north. They didn't get very far when they heard loud yells and shouting off in the distance. Without any warning, two riders - a couple of men, hooting and roaring, tore past on sorrel brown steeds. For a moment the travelling duo on-foot saw nothing but a blur and their own hair whipping wildly about their faces as the riders rode right past them. Then it was quiet. The hooting and roaring died out into the distance, the travellers turned to watch the riders disappear, still quite dumbfounded. Myrandar recovered from her shock first, just so she could shake her fist at the strangers and call them names that Avalana didn't really understand. "-- and your father was a son of a cave troll!" She concluded her mighty great string of insults with a flourish. One good thing about living so long is that you get to learn all the best ones. "The nerve!" Agreed Avalana. "Reckless riders! Out of all the countryside they could be on, they decided to run us down!" She huffed indignantly. Then they turned around again. At first it looked like a brutal storm brewing in the distance, for a dark mass was gathered at the horizon. But it was too close to the ground for a storm. Mist, perhaps? Was it not too late in the day for mist and much too sunny? Then they noticed that it was in fact moving, closer and closer, and that there was a great many angry yellow eyes looking at them from afar. Mist doesn't usually have so many heads, horns and pointy ears, does it? " ... Oh ... darnation ... " Both travellers pivoted on their heels and started running like mad, flailing their arms and yelling far worse names for the riders who led an army of angry goblins to them. . ~ ' ~ . Earl and Dwirl were enjoying a rather fond day. Peaceful as it could be, defending a dwarf settlement from all sorts of monstrosities. "Wa's that, Earl?" Asked Dwirl, firing an arrow into a rogue beastie that was getting too close to the mountain pass they were supposed to be defending. Earl peered off as far as he could see into the valley, sheltering his eyes from the sun. His face went blank. Dwirl saw it too. "... A good day to die, Earl?" Asked Dwirl, readying his bow. Earl brandished his axes. "Always."
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| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Re: Messages To Some One Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:01 am | |
| You!!
Merry Christmas you filthy animal.
You should really watch Home Alone. You'll probably hate it. Everyone's kind of annoying in the beginning. The second movie's pretty good though. I feel like your sister will love it and annoy you with quotes.
Oh and happy anniversary-of-meeting-THIS-lunatic. Also, if ye wanna yell at me and I'm not on here for some reason, my Discord is #1956 (CaptainRora - don't ask) o;
I'm surrounded by people hugging each other as I write this.
ALSO. Please don't be dead. I freakin' love you, man. <33
AND IF YOU ARE I WILL LITERALLY FIND YER TOMBSTONE AND SCRAWL "WE'RE JUST HIDING IN THE FLOWERS" ALL OVER IT.
I hope ye get this within the month because I literally just found out that letters gets sent back to you within a month.
Ah well.
*Blasts Jingle Bells* |
| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Re: Messages To Some One Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:04 am | |
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| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Re: Messages To Some One Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:05 am | |
| Kenghis (Mardi Gras Party) Killerkane (??? Band) Gwen (Quentera Rhaw (Quentera) Triz (Quentera fan?)
~ ~ ~
Evil Plans:
~! Take Catbeard to a Bread and Jam Session on a Friday night and dance with random people
~! Make Catbeard learn ALL the dances for future festivals
~! Make Catbeard get a horse so we can have a race at a festival and go on a huge adventure from Archet to Thorin's Hall (mostly through the wilderness)
~! Take Catbeard to Nen Harn to beat up some Orcs, and Rath Teraig on horses
~! Make Catbeard complete the nightwatch dwarf quest by swimming in the water c:<
~! Use tricks on Catbeard c;
~! Drag Catbeard to Winterfest (15-17 December, Barghest Lake in Thorin's Gate) via Capital Stables if journey takes too long
~! Make Catbeard make a character of Landroval for Winterstock V (12-15 January, Barghest Lake in Thorin's Gate) DWARVEN BROTHERS!?
~! Blast Happy Birthday and We Didn't Start The Fire (with appropriate lyrics) for Friendship Anniversary <3
~! Start a band/kinship called: Unexpected Party, Rock Related Humour, Travelling Circus, Multiattacked, Fighter Town, Fallout Shelter
~! Teach Catbeard about Maestro/LotRoMidiConverter/Midi2abc/Lyrical and Crickhollow Music/LotRo Artists/Songbook of Laurelin
~! Make Catbeard/myself drink strong Ale/Liquid during summer festival and try and make our way back to each other, using toad tricks on everyone we come across. |
| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Random stuff Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:00 pm | |
| /shortcut #1
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ENJOY.
Don't forget that you have this when you inevitably delete your minstrel. *cough.*
By the way, you can just send this via mail to any of your other characters if you'd rather have it on yer man.
You should drink the shady beer when ye're outside Dol Ringwest by the way. It will totally help you.
-- Sincerely Your marginally sincere friend
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DON'T FORGET ABOUT THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR IT TOOK A WHILE TO GET IT
IT'S A SPECIAL FIDDLE.
LOSE IT AND YOU LOSE YOUR SOUL.
-- Love and kind reguards Me.
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| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Oh What A Night + Time After Time (Full LotRo Parodies) Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:30 pm | |
| ♫ Oh, what a night ♪ Staying up late on a Friday night ♫ Perhaps long enough to see the sunlight ♪ Because we danced all through the night
♫ Oh, what a night ♪ Is it really twenty-nine past three? ♫ You know, I should really catch some Z's ♪ But I'll stay up with you tonight
♫ Oh, I ♪ I'm starting to feel a little drowsy, my bed is calling my name ♫ You know ♪ My vision's getting kind of lousy, too-oo-oo
♫ Oh, what a night ♪ The bands were playing tunes oh so sweet ♫ And we'd go dancing all up and down the streets ♪ Singing, 'oh what a night!'
♫ The bells, the horns, bagpipes, clarinets, harps and lute ♪ And with a crash all those roaring drums went mute ♫ Oh, what a night
♪ Oh, I ♫ I'm starting to feel a little drowsy, my bed is calling my name ♪ You know ♫ My vision's getting kind of lousy, too-oo-oo
♪ Oh, what a night ♫ Bree-town is truly the place to be ♪ There's never a shortage of company ♫ No, not on Friday night
♪ Oh, but I couldn't stay up, try as hard as I might ♫ And you know, I never even got to say goodnight (oh no!)
♪ Oh, what a night, do do do do do, do do do do ♫ Oh, what a night ♪ Oh, what a night ♫ Oh, what a night ♪ Oh, what a night ♫ Oh, what a night ♪ Oh, what a night ~!
~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~'~
Sitting here in the pub, playing music I look at you Expressions of pure confusion-- Is nothing new Flashback--late nights-- I can't believe the time Tankards are overflowing Wine after--
When we're outside questing You run past a million bears You've broken your leg, and I yell Stay right there! Then you say--oh no-- We're gonna die-- And I just merely sigh
We're lost but that's okay--we'll still be singing Wine after wine If we fall we'll always land on each other Wine after wine
You've tried this twice both on horn and lute and why can't I mute?!? Downing them by dozens--you're wondering If I'm okay I've been to the bar at least five times I'm already dead inside--
Your lute's slightly off key--we'll still be singing Wine after wine If we fall we'll always land on each other Wine after wine
I said slow down-- You ask me why ...You ran off the cliffside--
We're lost but that's okay--we'll still be singing Wine after wine If we fall we'll always land on each other Wine after wine
Wine after wine... Wine after wine... Wine after wine... Wine after wine...
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| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Don't Stop Believing (LOTRO Parody) Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:50 pm | |
| Just a young elf, living in Middle Earth She took the stables going any~where Just an old dwarf, travelling through the Ettenmoors He took the stables going any~where A band plays in a tavern bar Hobbits raiding the biscuit jar Maybe for once they'll get along They'd get along, along, along
Blackwolds -- waiting -- up and down the boulevard Their shadows lurking in the night Streetlamps -- people -- brigands causing a commotion Hiding, somewhere in the night
Got plenty of orcs to kill And innocent blood to spill Prayin' we'll get out of here alive Hope to survive Some win wars, some grow fruit Some were born to play the lute Oh, the fighting never ends Can't we get along, along, along?
Blackwolds -- waiting -- up and down the boulevard Their shadows lurking in the night Streetlamps -- people -- brigands causing a commotion Hiding, somewhere in the night
Don't stop believing Hold on to the feeling Streetlamps -- people Don't stop believing Hold on Streetlamps -- people Don't stop believing Hold on to the feeling Streetlamps -- people |
| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Work In Progress Parodies Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:50 pm | |
| Smell of Yum-n-ade in the breeze
Mama! I just slapped a dwarf Put a fish against his head Got the trout from the riverbed
All the spider eggs with their hairy lil legs Better run, better run, run before they're done
Rhawrah's got a quick hand. ?
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| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Just so I remember this Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:10 pm | |
| Our day began innocently enough, within the peaceful settlement of Duillond. I was buying water and spices from the local supplier, while Alenith travelled from Thrasi's Lodge to the elf-town. I made multiple batches of spiced ale and blueberry beer to celebrate the changing of seasons and also because Alenith requested said ale. She played delicately upon the lute while I brewed.
Upon noonday, she requested my tutorage and superior knowledge of dancing. As such, she passed her final test in Ered Luin - the age-old tradition of the elf dances. Together, we performed in perfect sync. Then, I had to bid her adieu and good luck, giving her rough directions to Waymeet in the Shire, whereupon we might meet again. It was a tearful goodbye, as she walked off into the distance (going the wrong direction), mournful notes on the harp. Alas, all young elves must go their own way some day! I returned to my art, and created many vaguely horse-shaped biscuits to pack for my own journey and sent her some in the mail along with a brew to await her in Hobbiton.
My own journey was uneventful if tiring, however Alenith met many oddly aggressive toads upon her way. We met once again just outside of Waymeet, on a chicken farm, then made for Waymeet whereupon we met a peculiarly rude hobbit! She insulted my minstrel skills to my very face -- "no good'll come of it!" She said. Rude hobbits aside, Waymeet was pleasant, nay, beautiful, as was the rest of the journey eastward to Hobbiton. We saw the town just over the crest of the hill, green and quaint. "It's so cosy!" Alenith had told me. We breakfasted with a gathering of hobbits before coming up The Hill for the festival. However, we arrived just barely too late for the next dancing competition, so instead I introduced Alenith to the Ivy Inn League. However hesitant, and after a few tries (some of which involved an abnormally large gathering of bears), I eventually got her all the way to The Golden Perch, staggering and dizzy. However, it was not to be. We had run late -- again! So onward we went, crossing the Brandywine Bridge into Buckland.
From there, we wandered into the Old Forest. At night. A bad idea, I only now realise. All that night and well into the morning we were lost. We came to a hill, where we met a lone hobbit, yet he did nothing to warn us of the giant living trees! We wandered further into the forest in search of the road, trudging through knee high water at places until Alenith came across two giant magnificent oaks. But these oaks were not just trees, oh no! They were conniving, treacherous trees! Alenith slayed one with but two arrows (not sure how, perhaps she penetrated the heartwood?!) and went on to clear a path. Meanwhile, when one should happen to target me, the artist, she stands by laughing at the chaos! Humiliating.
Several wrong turns later led us back to the river. We considered turning back the way we came (not that we were absolutely sure just where that might've been), however we both agreed on following the river through the forest. Through the willows and murky water we wandered, until we came across a ... disturbing sight. Upon the bank stood a hobbit, at his feet laid the body of a dead man, and in the hobbit's hand he held a small sword. He looked somehow threatening and bloodthirsty (despite his height), so Alenith and I fled back into the river away from the killer-hobbit.
By now the mystical green glow of the forest at night had turned into a misty morning, one could now see the pale grey of the sky through the treetops. Still, fireflies lingered by the banks. Alenith and I saw a mighty tree up ahead -- it looked somehow .. familiar. As if it had a face, in fact. Upon reaching the tree, there was a dull ache in our muscles, a tiredness like a spell cast over us. A poison, draining our energy. Was it the tree?! Had it just ... moved? Alarmed, I screeched for us to dive back into the river. Dragging Alenith back, we once again continued along the river, still deep within the forest.
Finally, we came to a magnificent waterfall, and a small stone bridge over the river. Alenith investigated a road that led further into the forest, however I called her back upon finding a cliff-side trail that most likely would put us back on the road to Bree. We trekked not long before finding a nice house just outside of the woods. Thereupon we found a jolly man called Tom, whom Alenith greeted in our custom. We then washed off in his pond. Alenith remarked about the queer fellow's similarity to another swamp-dwelling fellow, when who should come skipping along and singing than Tom, leaving both of us flabbergasted - and shortly after - in tears from laughter. We investigated his house, like good adventurers, and found within it what was quite possibly a mermaid called Goldberry. It was a very pleasant house, swamp mermaids excluded.
We bid our lengthy farewells to Tom, and continued onwards. We came to a small encampment, met a hobbit called Bob who had lost his daughter to the wonder of fairytales -- "the lost prince" I believe. We told the fellow that we would search for the girl, however did not expect much would come from it. Northwards we went, and we came into a new place of white cliffs and green grass. Unlike anything I've seen -- unearthly, queer. We did not get very far until we heard the wailing and distorted cries of the hobbit-child. She told us she had lost her cloak, and of course we had to help her find it! She led us all over the place, and of course we were attacked constantly by foul creatures. She found her cloak, of course, but was met with the so-called "lost prince" (or was it "last prince"?), who was promptly defeated by myself and my companion. The hobbit, however, perhaps thankful for our protection, led us back to the road to Bree, where after a long, eventful journey, we finally made it. Waiting there was a band, nay, a huge party or celebration of some kind just outside the very pub we needed to enter.
After some dancing, we met up with Alenith's sister, Saalira, but only briefly for she was making for the Lonelands. Then, we finally met the one called Strider. We were assigned a stealth mission, if it could really be called that. Within moments we were screaming and ranting and raving.
There was something odd about that place. I'm not sure what it was, the blood soaked stones, the crying mercenaries or the fact that I was playing the horn upon the sacrificial ritual.
After a strange series of events involving mighty brave hobbits storming caves, Tom's face and my overthrowing of the throne, the fellowship was finally getting back together. Alenith travelled northward to her sister, and in the process finally got to own her very own horse! However, the trail was lost on her way to Saarlina, so instead she returned back to me, where I was in Bree storing goods in a vault. Now, it was time to go back to Buckland, but this time on the backs of horses. We took the main road back west to where we would meet a ranger hiding in the nearby wilderness, however Alenith once more had to part from the fellowship, word of a mighty wolf lurking in the Old Forest called her back while I kept guard for the Enemy and acquired a new steed. She returned back to Buckland while I was still travelling, but we met once again in the safety of the hobbit town. But only in time for us to bid each other farewell once more, for the night had grown long and we would need rest after such a long adventure.
-- Myrandah of Mirkwood |
| | | Tempest
● Gender : Female ❤ Mate : Valor ♥ Treasure : 500
| Subject: Happy Bullroarer Day Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:10 am | |
| Oh, the year was 2748, !~ How I wish I was in Tookland now ~! A letter of marque came from the king, To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen,
God damn them all! Gosh darn it all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold I was told we'd free the Shire of nasty goblin hordes We'd fire no guns-shed no tears We'd shed no blood, miss no meals Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier Now I'm a hobbit lost in the Bindbole Woods The last of Barrett's Privateers. The last of Bandobras' Tooks
Oh, Bandobras Took cried the town! !~ How I wish I was in Tookland now ~! Twenty brave hobbits all sherpards who Would drive those goblins out for good!
God damn them all! Gosh darn it all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold I was told we'd free the Shire of nasty goblin hordes We'd fire no guns-shed no tears We'd shed no blood, miss no meals Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier Now I'm a hobbit lost in the Bindbole Woods The last of Barrett's Privateers. The last of Bandobras' Tooks
The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight, Our pitchforks ready and ranks of torches lit !~ How I wish I was in Tookland now ~! She'd a list to the port and her sails in rags I remember skies dark and the fields of green And the cook in scuppers with the staggers and the jags Gathered out there I bet our party was quite a scene!
God damn them all! Gosh darn it all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold I was told we'd free the Shire of nasty goblin hordes We'd fire no guns-shed no tears We'd shed no blood, miss no meals Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier Now I'm a hobbit lost in the Bindbole Woods The last of Barrett's Privateers. The last of Bandobras' Tooks
On the King's birthday we put to sea, !~ How I wish I was in Tookland now ~! We were 91 days to Montego Bay Pumping like madmen all the way
God damn them all! Gosh darn it all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold I was told we'd free the Shire of nasty goblin hordes We'd fire no guns-shed no tears We'd shed no blood, miss no meals Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier Now I'm a hobbit lost in the Bindbole Woods The last of Barrett's Privateers. The last of Bandobras' Tooks
On the 96th day we sailed again, !~ How I wish I was in Tookland now ~! When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight With our cracked four pounders we made to fight
God damn them all! Gosh darn it all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold I was told we'd free the Shire of nasty goblin hordes We'd fire no guns-shed no tears We'd shed no blood, miss no meals Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier Now I'm a hobbit lost in the Bindbole Woods The last of Barrett's Privateers. The last of Bandobras' Tooks
The Yankee lay low down with gold, !~ How I wish I was in Tookland now ~! She was broad and fat and loose in the stays But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days
God damn them all! Gosh darn it all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold I was told we'd free the Shire of nasty goblin hordes We'd fire no guns-shed no tears We'd shed no blood, miss no meals Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier Now I'm a hobbit lost in the Bindbole Woods The last of Barrett's Privateers. The last of Bandobras' Tooks
Then at length we stood two cables away, Bandobras swung his arm with practised aim !~ How I wish I was in Tookland now ~! Our cracked four pounders made an awful din Then Golfimbul's ugly head flew clean off But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in And that's how Bullroarer invented golf!
God damn them all! Gosh darn it all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold I was told we'd free the Shire of nasty goblin hordes We'd fire no guns-shed no tears We'd shed no blood, miss no meals Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier Now I'm a hobbit lost in the Bindbole Woods The last of Barrett's Privateers. The last of Bandobras' Tooks
The Antelope shook and pitched on her side, !~ How I wish I was in Tookland now ~! Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs And the Maintruck carried off both me legs
God damn them all! Gosh darn it all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold I was told we'd free the Shire of nasty goblin hordes We'd fire no guns-shed no tears We'd shed no blood, miss no meals Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier Now I'm a hobbit lost in the Bindbole Woods The last of Barrett's Privateers. The last of Bandobras' Tooks
So here I lay in my 23rd year, So here I lay in my 53rd year, !~ How I wish I was in Tookland now ~! It's been 6 years since we sailed away It's been many years since we marched away And I just made Halifax yesterday And I had just made Tookland yesterday!
God damn them all! Gosh darn it all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold I was told we'd free the Shire of nasty goblin hordes We'd fire no guns-shed no tears We'd shed no blood, miss no meals Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier Now I'm a hobbit lost in the Bindbole Woods The last of Barrett's Privateers. The last of Bandobras' Tooks
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| Subject: Saruman (Rasputin Parody) Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:25 pm | |
| A wizard arrived in Middle-Earth long ago He was tall and fair, in his eyes a wicked glow We'd learn to look to him with terror and with fear But those half-orc soldiers would always raise a cheer
He could impose his will, to your distress Full of ferocity and fire Not stopping for anything to possess The Ring he desired
Sar-sar-Saruman! Yes, he has an evil plan! There was an istar that really was gone! Sar-sar-Saruman! He can do it, yes he can! It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled Isengard, and never mind the Dark One He would rule Middle-Earth, he would not be outdone You know Saruman the Wise was the man to please He practiced dark magic that'd leave Gandalf on his knees But the wizard wouldn't be turned to evil! There were many things to be done So he imprisoned that little weevil The End had just begun!
Sau-sau-Saucepan! Artist of the greatest scam! There was an istar that really was gone! Sau-sau-Saucepan! Whatever became of your plan? It was a shame how he carried on
But when his betrayal, lusting and his hunger For more power became known to the White Council The demands to do something about this outrageous istar became louder and louder!
This man's just got to go, declared his enemies But the ladies begged, don't you try to do it, please No doubt this Saruman has lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame Come to visit us they kept demanding And he really came
Sau-sau-Sauerkraut! What an awful evil lout! They put some poison into his wine Sar-sar-Sauerkraut! I'll bet he smells like a trout! He drank it all and said, I feel fine
Sau-sau-Sauropod! I always thought he was odd He didn't quit, he wanted revenge Sau-sau-Sauropod! He's Isengard's greatest clod! So we slit his throat so he was dead!
Oh. Those wizards.
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| Subject: Wizard101 Parodies Sun Apr 08, 2018 11:00 am | |
| You think I'm an ignorant newbie And you've been to many worlds I guess it must be so But still I cannot see If the ignorant one is me How can there be so much that you don't know? You don't know...
You think that Ice is the best school of them all That Wizard City is to bow to your fame But I know every bridge, spawn and enemy All their drops, how much health and their name
And so you think that the only good spells Are the spells that will always fizzle But if you walk the footsteps of a healer You'll learn spells you never knew, you never knew
Have you ever heard the heckhound cry to the pale moon? Or asked the leprechaun for his pot o' gold? Can you use all of the heals of the Life students? Can you cast all the shields of Balance wizards? Can you cast all the shields of Balance wizards?
Come, you shall summon the Lords of the Forest! Come and we shall craft some robes and some swords! Teleport in the middle of a dungeon And hope that for once we put in some wards
We shall run Winterbane and the Pagoda Don't forget to bring a few friends Let's hope that we'll co-operate together In a circle, with treasure cards we had lend
How long will Dandelions grow? If you don't try Storm, then you'll never know And you'll never hear the Stormhound cry to the pale moon
For whether we are Myth or Balance wizards We need to cast all of the hexes of Death students We need to cast all the shields of Balance wizards
You can complete quests but still All you'll do is level 'til You can cast all the shields of Balance wizards
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Did they send me Storm wizards, when I asked for Death?
You can bet before we're though That I'll make a wizard out of you
When you find your friends, you are sure to win!
BE A WIZ! We must be accurate as a Life wizard! BE A WIZ! With all the damage of a Tempest! BE A WIZ! With all the strength of a treasure card! And be as mysterious as the Death school!
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Make way, for Malistair! Say hey! It's Malistair!
Hey! Clear the Old Town Bazaar! |
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| Subject: Re: Messages To Some One Mon May 14, 2018 11:47 pm | |
| Farewell and adieu to you Dwarven Ladies Farewell and adieu to your Valleys of Thráin; For we've received cargo bound off to Dol Amroth And we may never see you fair ladies again!
We'll rant and we'll roar like true Dwarven sailors! We'll rant and we'll roar all on the Great Sea! Until we strike soundings in the waters of the old Lune Gondor to Kheledûl is fourty-five leagues!
We hove our ship to with the wind from sou'west, boys We hove our ship to, for to make soundings clear 'Twas forty-five fathoms, with a white sandy bottom So we squared our main yard and up channel did steer!
We'll rant and we'll roar like true Dwarven sailors! We'll rant and we'll roar all on the Great Sea! Until we strike soundings in the waters of the Lune Gondor to Kheledûl is fourty-five leagues!
So the first land we made, it is called the Deadman Next Ram Head, off Plymouth, Start, Portland, and Wight We sailed by Beachy / by Fairlight and Dover And then bore away for the South Foreland light
We'll rant and we'll roar like true Dwarven sailors! We'll rant and we'll roar all on the Great Sea! Until we strike soundings in the waters of the Lune Gondor to Kheledûl is fourty-five leagues!
Now the signal it was made for the grand fleet to anchor All in the Downs that night for to lie Then stand by your stoppers See clear your shank painters, Haul up your clewgarnets, let tack and sheets fly!
We'll rant and we'll roar like true Dwarven sailors! We'll rant and we'll roar all on the Great Sea! Until we strike soundings in the waters of the Lune Gondor to Kheledûl is fourty-five leagues!
Now let ev'ry man drink up his full bumper And let ev'ry man drink off his full glass We'll drink and be jolly and drown melancholy, And here's to the health of each true-hearted lass!
We'll rant and we'll roar like true Dwarven sailors! We'll rant and we'll roar all on the Great Sea! Until we strike soundings in the waters of the Lune Gondor to Kheledûl is fourty-five leagues |
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| Subject: The Mademoiselle Myrandar's Marvellous Travelling Circus Tue May 22, 2018 3:30 pm | |
| Costumes/Characters:Ringleader: Extravagant Festival Hat (default), Plain Cloak (black), Yule Scarf (black), Extravagant Festival Robe (default), Extravagant Festival Gloves (default), no shoes Orcs: Goblin Festival Mask, Plain Cloak (sienna), dwarf-make medium/heavy shoulders, Leather Hauberk (olive), gloves (olive), ??? shoes Elven Singer: Silken Robe Of Golden Splendor (white), no shoes Elven Sisters: Woodland Crown, Fur Mantle, Lasgalen Spring Dress (black), no shoes/gloves Hobbit Twins: Circlet of Fresh-Picked Flowers (shire plum), Tunic and Trousers of New Bloom (shire plum) Dwarven Strongman: Barechested, Shabby Leggins (black), Fingerless Gloves (black) Magician: Extravagant Festival Hat (default), Plain Cloak (black), Fine Shirt and Trousers (white) Beastmaster: that bear-hat, the fur shoulders, and leather-y stuff The Riders: idk. The Gladiators: Elegant heavy armour Location:Waymeet, The Shire OR Hobnanigans Field One, Eastern Bree-fields Rough Script:Circus Suite - ("The show will start soon, please find your seats!") Merry-Go-DownPrince Ali - Entrance Chim Chim Cheree - ("Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, young and old..." by the Ringleader, a hobbit in a purple tophat) Rasputin - ("Sauerkraut" by The Marvellous Myrandar, with renactment by hobbits + man, ending in fire) Arrival To Earth - ("And now, we present to you ... THE WENSLEYDALE TWINS!" (Two hobbits on horses riding through fireworks, who dance and then "spar" in the middle of it all, before a train of colourful riders + horses come out to circle them, ending with the hobbits defeated/on the ground) Feed The Birds - ("Hold your loved ones, keep them close. I recommend the faint-hearted leave now, but the rest of you ... Fear not! Relax, it's all part of the show! Now ... Ladies and gentlemen ... The Magnificent --!!" (a singing Elf who enchants a couple of "orcs" and makes them fall in love with her before they slay each other in a play in between lyrics, and then it's revealed that her love returns to her in the end, an Elf who was thought to have died in the war) Blood And Wine ("Wipe away your tears my friends, for it is time for the beautiful, the graceful -- The Eldritch Sisters!" (Two Elves dressed beautifully who dance, then it turns into war against the two "orcs" from before and them, but they all end up dying or something.) La Vie En Rose - ("Thank you, everyone. An intermission will now commence. Please use this time to visit the concession vendors near the wagons. The privy is just behind that tree over there, and once again, I would like to remind the audience that the throwing of rotten fruit or ... other such things, is strictly* forbidden. Thank you." The Can Can - ("Please find your seats, the show will begin in just a moment.") Drunken Sailor - ("LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Stronen Ironbeard, the strongest dwarf alive!" (A bare chested dwarf parades around, doing handstands and flexing while the circus sings his praises and, eventually, makes fun of him and throws rotten fruit at him) Hungarian Dance No.5 ("... Thank you, Stronen. Now, ladies and gentlemen. I present to you something you've never seen before... Hang onto your hats -- MERRIMAUK THE MIME!") I'll Make A Man Out Of You (Drums) - ("Oho! You've seen NOTHING yet! May I present to you ... THE GURVICH RIDERS!" (Four men on horses who ride in circles, perform mount emotes, ride sideways, vault over one another to the drums before riding out) Enter Sandman ("Oh my! Hold onto your seats and prepare the thrill of a lifetime -- The GLADIATORS!" (Just two guardians/champions in magnificent armour who fight each other for three rounds) Toccata and Fugue in D Minor ("Prepare to be amazed! The Magnificent -- and his performance - the Disappearing Hobbit, and the Haunted Fiddle!" (A magician take centre stage and asks a hobbit from the crowd (who isn't an actual audience member) to come forth. He asks them to take a fiddle, which they then take, then he throws flower petals at them and the hobbit goes invisible, only to start playing the fiddle. He feigns horror, and asks the circus to fix this disaster, but for naught. He tells the tale of the fiddle, the crimes of it's original owner and how they had died and warn the audience members to be wary. He begin to despair, to ask the silent fiddle-player for forgiveness, for the audience's forgiveness, and only then the hobbit drops their fiddle, turns to the magician, becomes visible, and says with a very stupid one-liner.) A Pirate I Was Meant T'Be ("Don't go yet! We've got one more act -- stick around for the wonderful, the amazing, BARGHO, THE BEAR TAMER!" (A loremaster takes the stage, bows toward the crowd, then calls their bear from behind them. They then command their bear to sit through emotes, which it obviously does not. Then they ask it to roar, which it does not. Then, the bear starts chasing them around the arena. The whole while, a Beorning (who is pretending to be a security guard), transforms and joins in the chase, along with their cosmetic pet. Then, the mime from before appears and also joins in, and it's nothing but chaos. They end up running off into the distance, setting off fireworks in their stead and leaving the band play on their own for the last few seconds.) Shut Up And Dance ("Thank you for watching, folks. It's been a wonderful night, and we hope to see you again someday, but for now, farewell!" (The grand finale, where the twin hobbits return in a flurry of fireworks, all the riders /following them around, the elves are /hobbit_dancing, the chase scene runs across the field, the Gladiators hug each other, Stronen strolls by and poses for the crowd, the Gladiators /crazy at him, the hobbits get off their horses and everyone bows and the Ringleader throws a bag of petals in the air. Then everyone /faints.) "Thank you for coming, and don't visit our resident fortuneteller, The All Seeing Sarrawan! You can find her by the green wagon. Don't forget to collect your hats." - Bargho The Beastmaster:
%The Beastmaster: /pose calls the bear to their side! /attack tells the bear to roar, but it does not seem to understand. /scold tells the bear to sit, but it doesn't listen to them. /impatient starts getting impatient. /roar commands the bear to ROAR! /tantrum is thoroughly annoyed with the darned bear. It made them look like a fool! /cower cowers from the bear. /me runs away from the bear.
%Beorning: /me notices the so-called Beastmaster being chased by their own bear. %Beorning turns into bear and chases the two.
%Myrandar: /rude tells the band to cut the music, but they don't seem to notice. /smackhead knew this wasn't a good idea.
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| Subject: Your shipment of onion juice-- I mean dye Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:15 pm | |
| DIRECTIONS: Plunge yer desired garments in a bucket of boiling hot water, adding the correct measurements of dye to water ratio for desired results. Avoid touching the boiling water or wearing clothing during this stage if you don't want to stain yer best pair of pants and look like you stole them off of Legolas's clothesline.
Leave to soak until ye've awoken from yer beer-coma and set out to dry until you've finally stopped crying. Repeat until you get the results you desire.
Don't mind the stench. You'll get used to it.
Keep out of reach of dwarves. Do not expose to open flame. If injested or in eyes seek your nearest Minstrel immediately. Safety gloves not included. Onion Peel Inc. is not liable for any injuries this product may cause. Please do not send us mail about your permanently green hands. It's not our fault you ignored our directions, you loaf of bread. |
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| Subject: Re: Messages To Some One Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:53 pm | |
| We were victims of the Wights No match for tactical and physical might! Deep in the tombs without a trace of light We were bound to the equipment Bound to the equipment
So many arms Between us and the bosses She draw her sword and she yelled
"Oh, don't you dare look back," "Just focus on the leaf," So I said "Play that frak," She said oh, oh "Shut up and kill the thing!"
So I looted the chest And she just glared at me "Could we just take a rest?" She said, oh, oh "Shut up and quest with me!" |
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| Subject: Thank you for ordering Mining Queen Aesthetics! Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:55 am | |
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| Subject: The worst thing I've ever written Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:47 pm | |
| Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there Let me tell you how I came to fear the monsters called Drop Bears
The Airport of Smellbourn I had dropped in Some blokes greetin' me with deadly custard with fins Chillin' with the fridge, yo yo big n' white This verse has nothing to do with my tale, sit tight
Yo, I'm fresh from the States Livin' without a care ... When a bloke told about a thing called 'Drop Bear' Said, "Not a koala, no, you should be scared!" "Mate, the tree might kill ye, but you needa watchout for the Drop Bear!"
How did the koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by the fridge. Yes, that's the joke. WHOOPEE! Anyways, I didn't give the bloke's advice much credit Actually, it's a wonder that I never karked it
First class, service is bad I'm chugging warm beer out of a champagne glass So hot, my pants are stuck to the seat of my rear UGHHHH. How do they survive out here?
But wait, that's when the tourist bus slows to a halt They tell you to get out, it's time for a long bush walk I don't think so! Out in the stifling air?! Besides, for all you know there might be Drop Bears
So we're herded out like a bunch of cats We lay thick on the sunscreen and put on our sunglasses and hats I ain't trying to get sunburnt I flake bad, yo Armed with SPF I follow the man with the sweet mo'
Right when I was thinking of waffles and Shrek I found this tree all big and white and creaking like heck With a crack of the wood, a Drop Bear was deployed And he was pretty nice, I think his name was Lloyd
So now, it's something like nine or ten years later Scarce few things have changed, I am still a bloody waiter But now every night still I will have that nightmare Of the one time I met the dreaded Drop Bear |
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| Subject: Re: Messages To Some One Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:17 pm | |
| % Lead Party Tree, romantic setting But the lassie don't know the message that's been sendin' Three gold and like a dozen beers in the mail I've heard charmers like that land in Bree-Town jail
Honey, know I don't believe you When you say that he was cool but I beg to argue He's way over my level, sure And then again I believe so was your past amour
He's gotta be in Breeland, or the Blue Mountains, or the Shire Or Or this place!
% Chorus One night in Bree-Town, are you ready to rumble? Hey, Megram's seekin' a fight in the streets Yeah, and soon to the ground Voitel will tumble And if not there'll be honour in defeat I can hear a Minstrel singin' back to me
% Lead Men are very like another They're just as filthy as the horses yonder
% Backup It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity Dale-Men, Rohirrim, To be looking at the board not looking at the city
The American Whattaya mean?! You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
Company T-girls1, warm and sweet (sweet) Some are set up In the Somerset Maugham suite
The American Get Thai'd, you're talking to a tourist Whose every move's among the purest: "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine"
Company One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company I can feel the devil walking next to me
The American Siam's gonna be the witness To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness This grips me more than would a muddy old river Or reclining Buddha
But thank God I'm only watching the game Controlling it
I don't see you guys rating The kind of mate I'm contemplating I'd let you watch, I would invite you But the queens we use would not excite you
So, you better go back to your bars Your temples, your massage parlors
Company One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster The bars are temples but their pearls ain't free You'll find a god in every golden cloister A little flesh, a little history I can feel an angel slidin' up to me
One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company I can feel the devil walking next to me |
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| Subject: Myrandar House Places Tue Nov 06, 2018 6:25 pm | |
| 1st Broadstreet, Bree-town Homesteads Wildore (!!) | Rookshaw
1st Twinfall Path, Falathorn Homesteads Imrath Rain
4th & 6th Waterbank Road, Falathorn Homesteads ??? |
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