Fenrir : "fenrir is smuggled in"
Fenrir : i kinda imagine u hanging a picture of an icecream truck on the side of fen xD
Ria : LOL.
Ria : yes.
Ria : I actually imagined him coming in the crates of pumpkins for some reason xD
Fenrir : haha
Ria : Why the king has pumpkins, I have no idea
Fenrir : yaaas i like it
Ria : "Gee, this is suspiciously heavy!" "It's a box of pumpkins, you idiot."
Ria : *Ria and Fern whistling suspiciously in background*
Fenrir : like provision for the garrison
Fenrir : and fen hides in cart
Fenrir : i nearly forgot to include in bio that fen loves beer
Ria : dude, ye can't forget the beer
Ria : Ye know, it would be really easy to assassinate Fen if you just put a bunch of poison into any beer barrel within a mile of him xDDD
Fenrir : i wanted to make him... well hes not alcoholic, he doesnt NEED beer but he loves it anyway
Ria : Fen: TIME TO CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE /drinks entire barrel, despite the protest of random peasants
Fenrir : PFF DEMONBLOOD ABSORBS POISON
Fenrir : i know what, hes got like some poor guy always runninh around with him who is the beer tester
Fenrir : xD
Ria : If he sees it, THEN IT'S MINE NOW HHAEHEJFEDSAFW
Ria : hahaha! xD
Ria : Ye should make that position open for random people
Fenrir : beer tester?
Ria : And if they vanish like poops then we'll just say someone poisoned da beer
Ria : and they dead.
Ria : C:
Fenrir : who dahell wants to be a beer tester as profession
Fenrir : xD
Ria : I WOULD
Fenrir : i mean in the end everything could be poisened
Ria : They'd probably get into tons of situations considering they're follow Fen around who basically charges into every battle
Fenrir : aye
Fenrir : lots of action
Ria :"Master Fenrir! Please wait-! oh...! ...sigh."
Ria : "Just another day in the line of fire."
Fenrir : imagine other highborn ladies or lords
Fenrir : "how did this guy become a lord?"
Fenrir : in the corner, drinking a cold one with his soldiers
Ria : "I do not know. Something about crates of pumpkins, so I heard!"
Ria :yessssssss
Ria : Fen from the corner: "HEY LADY.
THAT DRESS YOUR FACE MAKES YOU LOOK FAT."
Fenrir : haha i can imagine like a big feast ria and fern does in the palace to like get to know the other kingdoms and dukes better
Fenrir : and ofc theres gotta be that one drunk guy
Fenrir : YOU LOOK FAT
Ria : "Welcome to our empire, Duke of Pumpkinton. Pray tell in what way an alliance between our kingdoms would benefit us?
Ria :
(Half-drunken Fen with mouth full) "GOD DAMN THIS VENISON IS GOOD. HEY LADY, YE GONNA FINISH THAT HOG HEAD?!?"
Ria :I like how Fenaria is all dramatic and then somehow there's situations like Fen spitting all over Her Majesty and Ria breaking down the door and being like, "I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK~!"
Fenrir : GOOD DAMN THIS VENISON IS GOOD
Fenrir : i laughed too hard at that, nearly choked
Fenrir : Lord of far away kingdom: "I DEMAND TRIAL BY COMBAT"
Fenrir : ria: "k"
Ria : xD
Ria : Exactly a minute later: *Fanfare marching down street, signs that say: FENARIA IS VICTORIOUS ONCE AGAIN! Confetti and beer EVERYWHERE.*
Ria : Fenrir: GOD DAMN THIS VICTORY IS GOOD.
Ria : that's gonna be the very first meme-thing of Fenaria. GOD DAMN THIS ___ IS GOOD.
Fenrir : u think there should be some sort of religion? a god ppl believe in? since it is some sort of medieval enviroment after all
Fenrir : JUST ASKIGN WHATCHA THINK
Ria : Ria is their goddess.
] Fenrir : DEAL
Ria : END OF DISCUSSION.
Ria : jk.
Ria : well, actually ~
Fenrir : i mean sure why not u can go and declare yourself as God-Empress
Ria :She would totally do that xD
Fenrir :
Ria : RIA, THE GODDESS OF FENARIAAAAA
Ria : FENRIR, GOD OF WARRRRRR
Ria : And FERN ... uh. I don't think she'd go along with this xDDD
Fenrir : BLOOOOOOOOOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD
Ria : EMPRESS FERN, GODDESS OF "I DON'T WANT TO BE A GODDESS, RIA"
Ria : Ria: "Too bad, you're gonna be."
Fenrir : ria n fen in the corner thinking of god names
Fenrir : while fern is all adult
Ria : I was actually doing some art-ish thing that had Ria and Fern on stained glass cathedral windows
Fenrir : oh dayum
Fenrir : so u do want em to be like prayed to
Fenrir : like GAWDS
Ria : nah, I imagine they'd have 'em in their like, throne room and grand halls and whatever
Ria : BUT RIA WOULD DECLARE HERSELF A DEITY IN LIKE, TWO SECOND FLAT IF SHE EVER THOUGHT IT UP xD
Ria : ALL HAIL ... ME.
Fenrir : xD
Ria : WE ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF FENARIA
Fenrir : *Ria manages to cook her first 5 star meal*
Fenrir : "I AM A GOD"
Ria : LOL RIA COOKING
Ria : She'd like, burn it to a crisp, the lil princess
Ria : And then demand Fen to eat it.
Ria : "EAT IT, I AM A GODDESS."
Fenrir : eat wat
Fenrir : the lil princess?
Ria : lil princess meat
Ria : "Mom, what's for dinner?!"
Fenrir : GOD DAMN THIS PRINCESS IS GOOD
Ria : xDDDDD
Ria : I'm like, crying tears of laughter.
Ria : Lil princess meat = comedy
Ria : GOD DAMN THIS COMEDY IS GOOD
Fenrir : GOD DAMNIT RORY
Fenrir : im trying to work here making a history and u go full comedian ples
Fenrir : DA LOOK AND READ ITS ABIT ROUGH, ILL PROLLY MAKE IT NICER LATUR
Fenrir : AND JA ILL ADD MORE DIS JUST HIS "REVENGE ON FAMILY" TIME
Ria : YAY
Ria : "He was unnaturally big as a pub"
Ria : *Chokes on chips*
Fenrir : xD
Fenrir : HAHA
Ria : I never god the dying-like-flies thing. Flies are hard to kill, man! You have to chase them all over the place with a newspaper roll and sometimes even that doesn't kill them.
Fenrir : ikr xD
Fenrir : haha now i imagine you, one hand milkshake, the other newspaper chasing around a big fat fly
Ria : That's very accurate.
Ria : I imagine you with like, a dagger or pencil or something and just tossing it at the fly.
Ria : RIP, fly.
Ria : Meanwhile I'm just chasing the air in the background still.
Fenrir : the fen pic on bio looks royal af
Fenrir : FABULODAWIODJAW
Ria : "I ALMOST GOT EHT!!1one"
Ria : FENRIR IS JUST A MAJESTICAL CREATURE
Ria: SUCH BEAUTY
Ria: SUCH FEROCITY
* Ria struts around Fenrir as if he's a supermodel or something
Ria : NEEDS MORE RUFFLES
Fenrir : CAMERA FLASHLIGHTS COMING IN FROM ALL SIDES
Fenrir : SUDDENLY FEN DOING SEXY POSES
Ria : WORK IT
Ria : DO A LITTLE TWIRL FOR ME
Ria : YOU'LL BE ON THE COVER OF "GOD DAMN THIS PRINCESS IS GOOD" MAGAZINE!
Ria : And it's like, Fen is doing his fashion show on the table at the feast and the Duke/Lord guy from before is just like,
Ria : "That is sooooo last season."
Ria : /everyone looks at Duke-guy/
Fenrir : xDD
Ria : Fen just kicks all the food off the table
Ria : Ria: "Sooo, we can count on the alliance, yes?"
Ria : "LORD FENRIR! YOU'RE NEEDED ON THE FRONT! -Er, what is going on in here?"
Ria : "MY PEOPLE NEED ME!" *Fenrir runs out to war in long flowy dress*
Ria : high heels
Ria : but with PERFECT CONTROL
Ria : such ELEGANCE
Fenrir : gurls are like "HOW DOES HE RUN WITH THOSE"
Fenrir : outsprinting soldiers
Ria : slaughters thousands without ever spilling a drop of blood
Ria :
drag queen fen is best fen by farRia : and then there's just a bunch of cooing guys and girls in the ranks like "UGH SO DREAMY"